Posted tagged ‘clothes maketh the man’

Garish

March 26, 2011

In the 1980’s it was acceptable for heterosexual young men to wear pink shirts. These shirts were trendy and attracted females. The straight community had taken a leaf from the pink brigade’s book of hijacking by making pink the new black. Mr A, B and C agreed that the pink shirt was a good ice-breaker when pursuing the opposite sex. Mr A went one step farther by claiming that he used to wear a pink suit with his pink shirt.

“Durham, Durham,” said Mr B “That’s taking things too far.”

Mr A countered by attacking Mr B’s leather jacket that Mr B had worn on many an occasion for years. The jacket was in a poor state of disrepair with holes all over the place as if it had been at a party of sub-machine guns. Mr B defended his coat.

“This wasn’t a bad thing as I (more…)

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